Wow, that was terrible.

Solid plan, Chad.

Too bad I don't live in Philly. Anyway, take care.

It's happened to me personally. I'm well aware. But hey, police have to feel useful somehow.

Looks like you answered your own question.

I has to copy and paste this because there seems to be a lot of naive people on here:

Go fuck yourself, buddy, fuck yourself.

He's white.

1000/100%

He can’t move. Obviously. People can’t just get up and move to a different state. Many factors, wealth, family, job. Most likely he is already on probation, and you can’t leave the state when you are.