Brace yourself and check out Nintendo’s latest console. I think it’ll make your day.

It’ll probably end up like MultiVersus. Really hot for about a minute and then you’re like, “Oh I forgot about that game” when Kotaku posts several months later that their user numbers cratered due to lack of content and the fact that absolutely no one likes this bullshit model.

Rent-a-cops nothing, Pinkertons are mercenaries. They’re hired to kill people

You know, I wouldn’t mind that. I look forward to playing my Serra Angel with the Disney Princess enchantment.

It really does suck that three of the largest IPs in tabletop games (MTG, DnD, Warhammer) are owned by two of the absolute worst companies.

Watch them sell to Disney.

WOTC is an awful company. News at 11.

The day they (and Hasbro) die and the MTG property is sold to some other entity will be a date to celebrate.

A woman name “Erryn” with a son named “Xane” accidently entering a winning a Candy Crush tournament is the most 2010s thing I’ve heard this week.

GIVE US OUR DIDDY KONG RACING SEQUEL YOU COWARDS

I think you hit the nail on the head there. MOST Americans cities are built around two central ideas:

What games valorize the latter?

lol anglosphere scum

Dude, a bit up-thread you tried to justify calling Russia inherently uncivilized by linking to a Wikipedia article. Just admit that you don’t know shit abut history and shut the fuck up. There would have been no “civil war” between North and South Vietnam were it not for American interference.

This will probably come across as hardcore “whataboutism”, so with that out of the way:

His comment kind of captures the perspective of those kinds of guys. real women repulse them, because they see women as faceless objects meant exclusively to get them off. 

So all the video game design choices to make it work more as a video game undermine its ability to keep up the rest of the magic?

I agree. Instead of cribbing from the Ubisoft open-world playbook, what they should have done is cribbed from Persona and weld a school social-sim onto a dungeon crawler.

Oh wow! The first Megaman X on Minecraft! I don’t play Minecraft but that is such a cool DLC for both young and old gamers. Yeah, where is the coverage on this, Kotaku?

The whole game is literally just Skyrim @ Hogwarts. The game all but totally abandons the trappings of the Wizarding World after about 5 hours, and then just becomes an open world RPG in the stylings of Harry Potter. Combat is pretty fun, but it’s also not particularly innovative.

Megaman minecraft dropped out of nowhere yesterday and you’re still milking the harry potter teat? This website really is incapable of beating more than one horse to death at a time