Oh, nonsense. The Catholic Church is one of the greediest, wealthiest, most corrupt and dangerous organizations in the world. They've been responsible for more death and misery than any religious group in history.

I am implying that, yes. And yes so does the Bible, however not Christianity. The Pope himself disregards the Bible as a strict book of truth.

Islamophobia, as in fear of Islam is irrational. Funny because of all the cruelties and discriminiations that happen in its name. But hey, nothing to do with Islam ofcourse! It's just coincidence that 99% of all vile terrorists seek out Islam to justify their acts.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

And in related news, Bill Cosby remains at large.

What's even sadder is that he'll earn more in a year or two of bashing his brains out than he will in a lifetime of teaching math to kids.

My all time favorite math joke is:

So in studying this invasive species, scientists fed it a supply of food that would reproduce at parabolic rates... will krieger stop at nothing?

I don't blame him. He's made a career of shrinking in the spotlight.

And LA residents thought they were done with bad shots once Kobe shut it down.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

No, but when you are talking about writers on sports sites, who take irrelevant reader emails and respond with jokes and make sure to end with extra weird story to show you just how bizarre their readers truly are, then yes there is a striking similarity.

This is why things like his podcasts with guys like Zach Lowe, who will call him on his bullshit (there are at least two moments in every Lowe podcast where Simmons says something and Lowe just starts going "whoah, whoah, whoah ..."), are significantly better than his columns these days.

For all the basketball he allegedly watches, and all the great minds he name drops as having had conversations with, he doesn't analyze anything. Why is Kyrie a good player other than the fact that people say he's a good player? Simmons has become a parody of himself.

That name dropping paragraph was turrrible, but you do realize your biggest article each week is a blatant rip off of his mailbag, right? You mail that in as much as anything Simmons does.

Yup, these are his readers.

This makes me so sad.

Game of Throne ends with the marriage of brother and sister- Daenarys Targarean (sic) and Jon Snow- A Song of Ice and Fire.