$4,500 less in student loans today is like $10,000 in beer in 7 years. Warren Buffett taught me that. Rule of sevens, including don’t drink anything below 7% ABV.

1. Take car to VW for reflash. 2. Collect $5k. 3. Spend $500 on chip. 4. Buy $4,500 of beer.

What a nice reasonable article, now let’s go off the deep end.

It's like The Italian Job, but being Jersey, it was more like The My Great Grandmother was Half-Italian Job.

And that, my friends, is how you make a 1981 Dodge Colt worth $38.46.

2nd Gear:

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Can someone remind me what we’re all fighting for? Everyone on the planet needs to chill out, sit in a lawn chair and enjoy the sunshine.

the “void warranty” switch.

It mitigates dangers to the manifold.

you also get the option of a 10 (ten!)-speed automatic transmission,

Yeah, it must be totally unfamiliar for VW dealers to be doing business with an organization that doesn’t care about their satisfaction and will lie to their faces if it means making a few bucks.

“Obviously, that’s the pink elephant in the room.”

It is this exact brand of false dichotomy that breeds ignorance.

Here comes my luggage! Hold on!

FORCEFULLY!

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

You sit there in your Cadillac

Whether this is praise or insult depends largely on your friend’s stance on Putin.