no you fucking can't. which is why you keep saying dumb shit.

damn, we had one of these at a tiny mom n pop grocery store in Waimanalo (Hawai’i). you could use Zangief to jump, mid-air spinning lariat, jump, lariat, repeat until he passes the top and starts emerging from the bottom. keep going and by the third or fourth time you pop up from the bottom, spinning pile drive your…

this wretched little goblin was not role-playing.

hundreds of people thought it was a fine joke, so pretty sure mission accomplished.

jesus christ that last paragraph had me in stitches

i feel like the only chump here who wants to platinum Burnout Paradise

i thought this article was gonna be about thinly-veiled sarcasm.

i’m a native Hawaiian living in my homeland and i would love to see your data on this absolute bullshit statement.

love this game, ready to platinum again

i feel like it would have been better if they changed innervate’s effect to “choose one: gain one mana crystal *or* refill two spent mana crystals”. that wouldn’t nerf it too hard and also keeps it druidish and distinct from the two coins.

it’s out on Vita. :)

thanks to this glorious news i am no longer mad about the superbowl.

so, no Seaman for my phone? because i really want Seaman for my phone.

i used roll 20 for our d&d sessions just for the board and tokens on the big screen. nothing like fighting off hordes of acid breathing donald trumps and guy fieris.

what’s your favorite animated show?

thank you for this Kirk!

they really should use that word in more sequels:

i prefer my musubis with egg and furikake. welp, now i’m hungry. off to 7-11 to buy a few!

i have been thoroughly enjoying your articles here. very thoughtful subject matter.

if they’re gonna drastically change their named series’ that way, maybe they should make a NEW SERIES.