Because humans landed a probe on a goddamn comet and we proved it.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

The sad thing is I showed the trailer for this to my parents expecting them to see the joke, but they actually got very enthusiastic about it.

I think they hope that if the Ark takes off, they can build more bible themed parks. Jonah and the Whale: Toss your friends into the raging sea!
Joshua: Slaughter every man, woman, child, and animal in Israel!
Job: Be a dick!

You're looking at the small picture. The tourism board is looking at the big picture.

From all of us former Red Staters who escaped, to those like you who stayed behind and fight the good fight. I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

It's the same math that creates thousands of jobs from the existence of the XL pipeline, when in reality its about 35.

As a literate Kentuckian, it is my sad duty to inform you that there is little you can do. Gov. Beshear has displayed some serious courage on behalf of progressive causes (ex. creating the health care exchange, instituting protections for LGBT state employees, and vetoing the Religious Freedom Act despite its popular…

Yep. I've always said that I'd only consider converting to three religions: Greek paganism (because their stories about heroes and gods are like a soap opera and I love melodrama, and I've been in love with Athena since I've been a kid), Norse paganism (because it is fucking awesome), and Judaism (because it is based…

It is a trilogy, folks. The Quran is the third book. It's pretty good, but that long part with all the Hobbits hugging each other in the elf city gets boring.

To be fair, there is the third testament with The Book of Mormon, but it's so bad that most fans pretend it doesn't exist.

The third installment is In Development. Development Hell, actually.

They were going for trilogy but ran out of ideas.

Should have rebooted the whole series. (I mean, it was rebooted from Osiris anway, so why not reboot again?) And what kind of trilogy only has two testaments?

"...this was a town that, when two angels were staying at Lot's place, gathered en masse and asked if they could rape them. I repeat: They wanted to rape angels."

So you're telling me that Old Testament god was just as much of an asshole as most other mythological gods of the time?

For punishing Adam and Eve for when it was fully his fault. They broke his rule before knowing there was right and wrong. He could have explained it to them first.

"I'm a perfect being, yet I'm going to create an imperfect world full of pain & suffering, & punish those fragile creatures who don't pray to me hard enough." - God

With Sarah and Todd owning a home there now, can we Alaskans just boot them there permanently and have Todd become AZ secessionist leader? She can run as his VP, as she's already been vetted.