Paul Giamatti is getting dangerously close to the Nic Cage Zone.

Not that news like this wouldn't wreck anyone, but tragedy + mental illness is a very bad combination in my own experience. Best wishes to him and his family.

Christ, do I feel bad for the guy. He's been open and honest about his depression and anxiety in the past, and I hope he gets whatever help he can find to get through this (to extent that anyone can get through something like this).

Bummer warning: When you google 'Ham suicide', it doesn't lead to that sketch but rather a bunch of stories about Badfinger. I found out the hard way.

Mmm…probably my least favorite big special of his so far. And I'm not trying to shit on the parade, because he's been at the top of his game for a long time; they can't all be winners. But man, some of the political stuff just dragged onnnnn (it started strong with the 'I can't fucking remember the vocabulary' bit,…

We need to find another warrior!

I'd have preferred he give a Rose Garden press conference, wearing assless chaps and a silk shirt.

The first 45 seconds or so of that video genuinely felt like a horror movie. Is it supposed to be sexy?

Fuckin' preach. I'll do it if they can't find anyone.

Yeah, this feels like it got stuck in 1993 and is just showing up now.

Aside from the mild peer pressure.

Is there something you need to tell us?

Help. Police. Murder.

Well, it is right there in the name.

Wouldn't it be quicker and easier to just light $200 million on fire?

If Hannah was a guy she'd be Zach Braff, who is also roundly hated for pretty much the same reasons.

Those socks deserved what they got.

You see? It's NOT just teenagers on Reddit who say that! God, I feel so vindicated.

I, too, am emotionally scarred from website pretending that they'll shut down or majorly change format, for one day, once a year. Keep fighting the good fight, Mr. Oliver. This is clearly a pressing moral issue.

1: Cronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing?