I feel obligated to go see all wide-release non-sequel sci-fi movies, so yeah. I liked Jupiter Ascending, I liked Elysium, I'll probably like this.

Even more curious, not much of this business is all that funny.

(Gasps, resurfaces, kisses the ground)

So what's that, like one pack of gum?

I believe that one group drives like this, and the other group drives like thii-is. Can't remember which is which, though.

I'm pretty sure Henry VIII actually did this.

The AV Club:

It is so deeply appropriate that the very first reality-show family was named "Loud."

That's a bummer. RIP, Chris.

It seems like a lot of the classic silents have been remade one way or another, so let's go with Haxan, as directed by Darren Aronofsky.

As we all know, studio execs are constantly scouring the AV Club to find new projects.

And I would have gotten away with it too, ese, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

I suspect their answer would be the same as Noah's: the future.

Jeez, about time!

IIRC, the assumption was of guilt, not innocence; the press was building up a femme fatale narrative like their lives depended on it.

Maybe among people who are just trying to look smart, but among actual lit critics/enthusiasts I hear criticisms like 'bloated' and 'meandering' a lot more than 'rushed', and there's definitely a cachet around the minimalist short story as the most literary form of writing.

Aw sweet, I love Mad Libs.

You're a Cohen, I'm a Cohen, that's terrific.

I hope I'm not just being a cranky blinkered grump when I say this, but I swear to God movie titles are getting lazier, especially with mainstream comedies. It's about two guys pretending to be cops? Call it Let's Be Cops! Two neighbors who don't get along? Neighbors! Dudes who won't grow up? Grown-ups! It's ironic,…

I learned a new word today.