Why do you guys like what you like, and not what I like?!

It's hard for conservatives to grasp because in their eyes, Williams and Couric and Scott Pelley and the rest are the "Liberal Media", and that lefties will be bummed out by this news because it means our hero, our champion, has been exposed as a fraud, and we should be too ashamed to show our faces in public again.

So I notice that this is tagged 'Love Week', along with the Marcy Playground appreciation piece. I'm personally failing to see the connection here.

And half the modern rock charts are dance pop anyway. I like Walk The Moon just fine, but they are pop with a capital P in every way but marketing. And this song made it to number 8 on the pop charts! I know a lot of people here hate post-grunge 90's music, but even if you hate it and like modern pop, isn't it a bad…

not updating the tale for the 21st century.

I think there's two separate issues here. When Zeppelin was the biggest band in the world, they should have acknowledged it and tried to direct people back to Willie Dixon and the rest, who sure could have used the money, let alone the recognition.

Is Hamilton like the Cleveland of Canada? That's what I've heard.

The least-black white musician ever is probably Lawrence Welk. Straight Outta Fargo, motherfuckers.

Well, given that I'm apparently the only guy in this whole comment section who wants his own Pokemon, I'm sure I'll keep the level well below 20, unless fighting my cat is worth more EXP than I'm predicting.

Pokemon division: A Zigzagoon with 'Scavenge' or whatever that ability was called. I'd trip over gold nuggets just talking him for a walk.

"I love…beach volleyball."

Mr. Oswalt to the white courtesy phone, please.

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Oh, I didn't think you were, but I'm just speculating on what would actually happen if it was a big-budget production.

I don't dislike darker or moodier blockbusters, but Pokemon just feels like such the wrong material for one. For some characters, it's a better choice to embrace the wackiness than give them the Michael Bay/Zack Snyder treatment. Otherwise you end up with, well, this summer's TMNT movie. I don't think the idea is…

I don't get this argument, tbh. I feel like people who first played Pokemon when they were 8 and are now 25 feel cheated that Nintendo decided to keep making games for 8-year-olds instead of 'growing with the audience'.

What exactly would a Big Lebowski sequel entail? Not a lot of loose ends there.

I'll take Chronicle, which I think is really underrated in terms of keeping the superhero genre grounded and human. Just no shaky-cam this time please, because shaky-cam has run its course and deserves a swift and painless death.

Keep it animated and put Brad Bird in charge.

Ron Jeremy?