Swift always seemed like such an old soul, a 16-year-old worried about when she was going to meet her Romeo.

Is it possible you feel that because you're a condescending dick?

Yeah, he is kind of a jerk.

I majored in ZZ Top with a minor in Brett Keisel.

Makes more sense than other wind instruments. It's a much newer instrument that's more associated with jazz and blues and other pre-rock pop music than with actual orchestras.

They all play extremely vital roles. For instance, that guy with the beard yells "OH DAAAAMN!" after every one-liner.

"Rock Star" is technically about how much it sucks to be a rock star, but I'll give it the top spot because it's Nickelback, so fuck 'em.

Some liberals just won't let go of that stupid line of thought, and I'll never understand it. I mean, for starters it would only remotely make sense in a democracy, and second, the public as a whole trending conservative in times of danger or uncertainty is as close to a fact as political science has.

"OK, we've got the band assembled, now we need a name. What'll make the 12-year-old girls of America go wild?"

If that rule didn't exist before, Florida-Georgia Line would be enough to establish it on its own.

Oh boy, here come the predictions about how this thread will be full of predictions about people predicting a libertarian shitshow.

Well, he went to Russia so he wouldn't be locked up in a basement in Langley for 50 years. Not sure that was showboating so much as self-preservation.

That's why AC/DC gets a pass.

"That's the joke."

South Carolina is just a story made up by left-wingers to scare their kids into behaving. Kinda like Santa Claus. Sorry it took you so long to find out.

And don't get me started on Liszt's "Piano Solos Kick So Much Ass" concerto.

At least rock songs about rock are better than country songs about country.

Careful! That's where she slips in the subliminal messages.

I'll change your pants, I'll chew your food! 'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH!

Even though it looks increasingly unlikely at this point, if Chris Onstad ever gets back in the game, I am so there. Achewood at its best was just utterly astounding, and I almost feel bad about hoping for more because it's obviously taken such a psychological toll on him. I hope he can find peace and come back on his…