All that money and they still can't afford lighting for their photo shoot.

Cole Porter?

Well, to be fair, he was just describing a radio rotation that featured them regularly, not grouping them based on talent or intelligence.

I'm not crazy about either band, but if I had to pick I'd pick Nirvana. Pixies worship seems like an outgrowth of the—to me—inexplicable need some music fans have to insist that the band who did something first is the only one that's worth listening to. "Influential" and "good" aren't the same thing.

Complaining about people ruining things that you like by liking them too isn't just 'pretty' hipstery, it's the hipsteriest thing there is.

"Look, Nirvana, it's not like I was listening to your songs because I like you! I just felt like it, OK?!"

I agree. They should go after more popular bands! A cogent takedown of a generally beloved band is more interesting than "LOL Nickelback sucks!" "LOL they sure do!"

Well, I'm glad that someone's got the guts to say that raping people is wrong, even if Kurt Cobain didn't think so.

Can I just say it's a bit amazing that even Jezebel's patron saint/spirit guide isn't immune from accusations of promoting the patriarchy?

Prog (and metal) almost need their own category, because there are so many ridiculous lyrics and for a lot of fans that's part of the appeal. Intentionally over-the-top lyrics don't have the same cringe factor as some super-earnest indie-folk band spitting out the most awkward declarations of eternal love on Earth.

I dunno, I figured that out when they released "This Song Is About My Dick (Literally)". Big hit, as I recall.

If it wasn't for the fact that it predates the Killers' song by a few months, I'd readily believe that "Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)" from Strong Bad Sings was a parody.

I am still curious about how a syrup can be frail.

I'll take "Salvation" by The Cranberries. However sincerely it's meant, it's really hard to take an anti-drug PSA from a rock band seriously.

Wait, you think Capital G has great lyrics? Those lyrics make me cringe. "Don't really care about the temperature in Guatemal-UH!" Maybe part of it is that he sings like he's got the hiccups in that song.

Amazing how one can become a zombie these days without even dying first.

Ah, whatever. Superheroes don't exist, but that doesn't mean movies about them aren't good. Teenagers—hell, audiences in general—can tell the difference between fiction and reality more than people give them credit for.

101 ways to add more bacon to your diet, with Ron Swanson.

Gonna kill Archduke Ferdinand today #Yolo #ForSerbia

In fact, i now envision Michael Fassbender from Shame as a cute Japanese girl.