"Alright big guy, I'll give three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing."

"You're not really gonna let him die like that, are you?"

"For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!"

"Hey pal, what's your policy on making special orders?"

I get the disgraced-monarch part, and Yzma and Kronk are presumably Goneril and Regan. Does that mean Pacha is Cordelia?

"I don't think you're really my great-aunt. You're more like my great-great-great…"

I feel the same way about Rush, although they never even had a hipster-cool period. I'm totally with Becca here. The music, lyrics, etc. are some of the best in the business, but people who consider themselves hip and cool always talk trash because lol neckbeards or whatever. Listen to the damn music! You'll like it!…

"I've had enough of this! Kronk! Break the door down!"

I read that Terry Gilliam wanted to do one, and JKR wanted him to do one too, but Warner Bros. was too nervous and got Chris Columbus instead. Talk about missed opportunities, damn…

"Kronk! The emperor needs his…drink!"

"Where's the stone!? Where's the fuckin' stone?!" (Quirrell puts gun to Harry's head)

I think it's one of the funniest movies ever made. Cartoon, live-action, whatever. It makes me laugh like nothing else, except maybe Mel Brooks and Monty Python.

"Take it Kronk, ohohoh, feel the power!"

This may sound kind of glib, but as a (wannabe) writer and artist, a lot of us are left screwed up in one way or another by our work, or were that way to begin with. I really like Hideaki Anno and David Foster Wallace, and some of their best work came out of crippling depression. Same with Stephen King and, holy crap,…

Also, Achewood. "Simpsons and/or Monty Python of the internet" in terms of quotability hardly does it justice.

"What do you mean the door's stuck? Trying jiggling the handle."

"Just think of it as 'you're being let go', that your life is going in a different direction, that your body is part of a permanent outplacement."

Yeah, what's with the Ruskie?

If there's anyone else out there who can recite the entire Emperor's New Groove script from memory, you and I would probably get along just fine.

OK, it's late and I'm a little stoned, so yeah, but I'm looking at nos. 2 and 5 in the top row and I think "…It's Mario Lopez."Tell me I'm not crazy.