Exactly. Fuck ‘em. If you don’t believe in medicine, you shouldn’t be working in medicine. 

Who would want an unvaccinated worker anywhere near their vulnerable newborn?  Good riddance.

Only fucking idiots remember W. fondly. He was and always will be a war criminal.

“George W. Bush’s attempted rebrand from aLlEgEd war criminal to respectable model of Republican leadership continues unabated.”

I can not for the life of me find the quote, but it was something like "does math faster than southern women at a christening". Y'all stay out of these folks business. He probably shouldn't be getting into a serious relationship this newly sober but you know, getting sober makes you take inventory of your whole life…

For Carmax it is probably an actual professional car hauler too. I get it when Joe Schmoe rents a UHaul or buys a RV and doesn’t realize they are too tall (no excuse, but is more understandable). This person is a professional truck driver. Knowing your load’s height and weight is part of your job.

Make them functional urinals and I’m in.

Promise you, you could lay out three pictures (or statues!) of Robert. E. Lee and tell them to pick the one of George Washington and they’d choose at least one. These people aren’t learning anything they don’t already know. Which, as we know, is very fucking little.

A long time ago during whichever year the Civil War took place in, fantastic and brilliant General Robert E. Lee was not at all a traitor, which was fake news, and won his war against the totally corrupt and dangerous Anti-Confederacy, or as they are increasingly known as the Anticonfa.

That “great strategist” lost the only war he ever fought.

“Why be a bitch”

Dude/dudette- I got his name wrong, the number of kids wrong

All this when one could simply... not?

Ma’am, that’s John Mulaney, not Mick Mulvaney

...what? Mulaney doesn’t have any kids, and he was apparently already separated from his ex-wife when he and Munn got together.

Men are seldom called famewhores because few men can make money on famewhoring.

You’re going to have a shit when you find out how much government money goes to car manufacturers, oils companies, oil pipelines, ....

best thought I’ve heard all day.  Thank you

I just recently had to remember that taxi cabs are still a thing.  Uber/Lyft was more than twice our cab fare. 

“This is nothing compared to Katrina. In Katrina, we lost 1,200 cars.”