*”Actualizing glute-grabber to Architect My Effectuation.”

It’s not up to the Senate to impeach, that power belongs to the House alone. It’s the Senate that decides whether to convict, and McConnell has already said that “by rule, we would have to take that up.” Moscow Mitch looks like he’s doing damage control to save the GOP as a party and knows he can’t stop 45 from…

The way the GOP apparatus is acting reminds me of the end of Casino, when Pesci’s character went out to the meeting in the cornfield. Everyone’s just had enough.

Ain’t life a bitch?

Really? i tried to watch MBH last year for the first time since it came out, and quit about 20 minutes in, with the <SPOILER> turtle in the disposal being played for laughs. Steve Martin’s characterization was kinda offensive too.

My (least) favorite Gregg Williams story is: in his first season as the Bills’ HC in 2001 on the first day of training camp, he went around waking the players up with a goddamned AIR HORN...just because.

Who ever heard of Zenger? FAke nEWS!

I was listening to that game, and it was clear from (IIRC) Kevin Harlan’s play by play that Newton was concussed, and not a low grade concussion at that; once I saw video, I was surprised that Cam wasn’t packed into an ambulance on the field.

TrumpTweets: Now with more blithering!

I can envision trump trying to drink your milkshake, but failing due to lack of draaaaaaiinage.

$20 in 3 hours? Sounds like your time isn’t worth much.

Trent Dilfer un-retired?

Ideally, Biden should have poison pill campaign staffers who will detonate the whole thing if it gets too far along, a la the John Edwards campaign in 08.

The Magdalene Sisters really was a horror flick without the blood and gore.

“I, for one, welcome our new algorhythmic overlords.”

Dakich’s tweet is the proverbial “dumb guy’s idea of a smart idea.”

“Handjobbee Bobby” has a more pleasant rhythm to it, which should be very important to Kraft.

Varlen Stroud on Carnivale. Character was a cold-blooded yet gleeful psychopath, and Lynch played him perfectly.

IIRC, The only authorization comes from the president, maybe with confirmation of the Secretary of Defense, and then everyone else is just supposed to be a cog in the machine.

I don’t think all the top brass would back 45 if he tried to make a play, but how many would he really need? How many appointments has he made? Moscow Mitch has shepherded so many of 45's federal judge nominees through the process that I’m not super-confident in the courts.