I loved my 94 Prizm; it was everything one could want from a Corolla but without the prestige.

Myself, I’m still stuck on the Covfefe.

No option for Bobcat Goldthwaite’s voice?

Lol, no. NFL can’t even decide what a catch is, an officiating crew trying to enforce what you described would be a nightmare we’d never wake from.

Fellow Bills fan here, and I can co-sign everything in your comment except the apartment cleaning, but that has occurred to me. Probably during this week’s loss to Denver.

No public money at all. Enough is enough.

I had forgotten too, but watching that vid in the link, I cringed when his head whipped into the turf.

Play donnie seriously?

Police unions’ motto should be:

Fancy dogs have knees?

It all balanced out.

After Doug Marrone, Rex Ryan seemed reasonable. Think on that for a minute.

Nukem from Robocop.

I didn’t mind it. It’s not like Jesus looked or sounded like Willem Dafoe.

But what about his commitment to Sparkle Motion?!?

The future is here, and it is stupid.

I know your post is well-crafted should be hilarious, but I can’t anymore. I’m exhausted, and there’s years to go.

They’re not Jordan Catalano.

This is probably part of ivanka’s attempt to corner the human-trafficking market...who else would buy her lemonade?