Really? How may bucks did that set you back? Was this a collection or some rare books or inherited sentimental value?

Having seen her in person in a public setting. I can tell you she is so damn beautiful that I actually stopped shoving tacos in my face for more than a heart beat. I actually put my food down and gawped till she looked in my direction and smiled (I imagine I looked like a gobsmacked fool) and she started chatting…

Hmmmm I think it’s time for a Viking Book Funeral...

Women are not held to the same rules. Mostly because you put some much effort into your hair, where a guy is mostly just running a comb through it. So don’t worry and keep that hat on.

Tis always another way. Yarrrr!

If you can’t make it to Tokyo but are close to Austin, TX swing by Guzu Gallery and get a little taste of how awesome that store sounds.

The reason it tastes off is because it was seasoned with the tears of bitter disappointment that her child would grow up and never call her as often as they should...

Some People I tells you! Who cares what glass it comes in! Just drink that delicious nectar and enjoy yourself.

This was right before they were arrested for discharging fireworks withing city limits, causing a disturbance, child endangerment and of course the illicit substances all of them were carrying and obviously under the influence of . Most of them don’t have enough funds to pay bail so their two week stint in the…

You’re just bitter about having to drive a Vauxhall Vectra...

Trying to show the art of winning gracefully. Something that many in Washington D.C. have forgotten how to do.

Nah, add the rum then strain the rice and feed it to some chickens. Then you can have some entertainment while sipping your drink in the back yard as you watch your drunken chickens stumble about. Kinda like a mini chicken spring break in your back yard.

Who is running against him? Are they any better then this cretin? It’s when assholes like this pop up that we must jump into the fray and run against them.

You are right, about those past occasions. But all situations are different. And being that they already went and enjoyed the movie and nothing happened, it’s all a bunch of speculation at this point.

You are right, but two of those women are trained federal law enforcement so, my money is on them.

Yeah it hopefully is a boring affair, as in no trouble, I have no doubt that the movie is gonna be awesome. I’ve already bought my tickets for next week!

Well this is taking places in Texas and I know several women who will be attending these screenings and they all have concealed carry licenses so...

That Damned Dexter Intro. I can’t watch that without wanting to eat eggs with Hot Sauce and some pan seared ham steak.

Wait a minute, blood oranges are in season right now... Maybe time for another Dexter Breakfast Dinner...

Seriously, how hard is it to skip an article. Stop being such a snowflake, learn to just click away from the article. Just like a TV show, you don’t like it, you don’t have to watch it.

Got my hopes up only to be crushed upon clicking the link...the sorrow...

Got my hopes up only to be crushed upon clicking the link...the sorrow...