"Here we are Cronenberg Morty, a reality where everyone in the world got genetically Cronenberged. We'll fit right in Cronenberg Morty. It will be like we never even left Cronenberg World."
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I fucked the groundskeeper in the garden shed of the church next door to my house. He was hot in a Vincent D'Onofrio Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead kind of way. He was 6'4" and muscular but a little soft around the middle, with a hairy butt and a girthsome dick. He had thick hair and long eyelashes. He bent me…
As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …
His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…
Lego Movie snubbed???????
Ooh boy I can't wait for the arguments people make trying to defend laundry detergent lady. SOME PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR HIGH-CLASS FANCY KITCHEN STORES AND SO MISTAKE THEM FOR TRADER JOE'S ALL THE TIME! MAYBE SHE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE WHERE COOKING OIL LOOKS LIKE OUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT! IT IS…
Cordelia Chase. From spoiled rich brat, to someone who ended up just being awesome.
My pick: Jaime Lannister.
No. You should not. Being an excellent cook is about 10% of being a successful chef. The rest is being able to thrive in a thoroughly fuck-up environment.
Several jobs ago, I ordered a sushi appetizer at a nice company dinner. The president/CEO's secretary (who I later learned was having an affair with him) was a woman of extremely limited education and experience, and she was hyper-aware of this fact and constantly paranoid that other people were making fun of her. She…
I am Netflix binging the series, watching it for the first time through. There are details I already knew about it because of parodies (e.g. a lady with a log, David Duchovny, pie), but MY GOD, I am constantly saying to myself, "Wow, this is a show that was actually aired on prime time television and was liked by the…
The DNA of Twin Peaks is in everything good you are watching on TV right now. It was the first show to confidently declare that the small screen can be truly cinematic. That it can house true art. That television wasn't just a wasteland.
#AnythingBreadOrPotato
Am I the only one who thinks that banning female ejaculation is the most offensive?
...he save bread...?
That's so weird! And very amusing.
I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.
POP POP!!!