Can we talk about Samantha for a minute? I just checked out her collection, because I haven't since she was brought back from retirement or whatever they were calling it. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER DRESSES? She had the best clothes. Now she wears, well. She wears this:

Like I'm sad, but then I'm like....NOW JOHN CHO IS FREE TO GO BE OLIVIA POPE'S NEW BOYFRIEND! Or go and try to win the heart of the one and only Abigail Mills.

That's exactly why there should be a law that every person in America should work as a server for one year.

Nope, sadly you aren't the only one. Mine usually does it while I am laying in bed as well, which leads to me screaming "ITS BURIED! YOURE DONE!" a million times over. She doesn't care though. It can never be too buried.

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.

Oh God...This story brings SO many memories. Here it goes:

I don't TRY to do it, but if I have to poop at a guys house (or if he's at mine) I poop. I figure if he can't handle me pooping/knowing that I poop etc he probably doesn't deserve to see me naked.

I'm just speaking from personal experience here, but if you can't tell if there's a spark or if you're attracted, then you're not. I had many of those before I met my husband who was all "spark" from day one. Everyone is different, though. I hope it works out for the best for you!

if you're in New York, check out Sleep No More. It's by a company called punchdrunk and ohmigod I've never seen anything like their london show The Drowned Man.

Pepsi drinkers are terrible people with terrible tastes.

*raises hand* I'll admit to a polite curiosity as to who Felicia is.

Do y'all ever feel like there's this extra-special type of hatred for fat women that only a fat man can pull off? I'm not sure if it's my perception or reality but I feel like there's a certain type of fat man who takes his insecurity about his weight out on fat women. Like, "Yeah, I may be fat, but at least I'm not…

Um...I don't have a recommendation for both. :-/

I feel compelled to add my own best story from my time as a server.

Celebrity Edition!

Do you want to read it for reading pleasure, or for erotic pleasure?

This might do the trick: http://www.amazon.com/Kushiels-Dart-…

Abigale Barnette's 'The Boss' series.

if you dont mind manga id recommend Nana to Kaoru. its a monthly series (still ongoing) about a a high school guy obsessed with s&m and his neighbour who gets into it as a form of stress relief. http://mangafox.me/manga/nana_to_…