Okay, sorry to be a downer, but DEAR GOD, why are all of those cats Persian/Himalayan? Fuck that shit. Someone please tell me that the animal talent agency that supplied those cats only/mostly uses rescues.

Yeah, my husband and I have kind-of missionary all the time, but usually it ends up with at least one of my legs waaaaaaaay out/up in a weird position. The next day I'm always like, "Damn, I really need to stretch more" *hobbles into kitchen for coffee and Advil*

So true, because when you're thighs aren't fully up near your head or toward the ceiling (which is its own discomfort sometimes) the dudes ramming in such a way that his body hurts your inner thighs and you do the funny walk the next day. Not good.

I think Vampire Diaries - the first four of five episodes were quite frankly Twilight-lite.

EVERYONE kinda likes that one!

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

"If you would perform the log-in ceremony."

He's a troublemaker, but he looks damn good in a cape.

Best tumblr ever is "Someone Ate This," almost entirely for the tags. Give it a visit.

now i am really worried jjs is owned by mephistopheles

Not true! All your waste water goes to the same place. A septic tank is a rural thing, for those of us not connected to city water. We have personal septic tanks, dug on our properties, and we have them pumped every couple of years. A big truck comes and pumps out our sewage and sends it to the city treatment system.…

Urine in the bladder (unless you have a UTI) is sterile. As in there are no living colonies of bacteria in the urine in your bladder. That's why a UTI can be such a big deal! On the other hand, urine coming out of your bladder has the chance to become...not-sterile. As it passes through your urethra and out of…

No, it is not. Why does this weird myth still exist?

Hey, everyone pees in the shower occasionally. If you're really bursting it's inconvenient to towel yourself off and walk to the toilet with your wet hair dripping all over the bathroom floor. But I'm still not in favor of normalizing it as acceptable behavior because it stinks, it's not sterile and it's fucking…

Love Behind Closed Ovens

I mean, y'all can keep pumpkin spice. Just inform me when everything turns to peppermint. All things peppermint, plz!

I'll go out on a limb here and suggest the proper fall flavor should be apple-cinnamon.

Yes. I believe that was the idea. Clearly not a GOOD idea, but an idea. I get them sometimes.

umm...*stammer*....I was cleaning up? And I thought they had bacteria...and well, have you seen Mr. Magoo? Picture a female version, hopefully a bit more attractive.

This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.