Oh. My. God. That Vanity Fair article and accompanying photos, tho! And they had Lindsay and Hilary Duff in a pillow fight themed picture? Clearly a precursor to the battle that ensued for the affections of Aaron Carter.

It's got electrolytes!

BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR

Because I can't dance and that was my downfall and my fucking subconscious knows it and tortures me.

Yup, actor's nightmare. I still have those and it's been twenty years since I was onstage.

Yep. I haven't served in years now, but I still have the occasional manic nightmare about it. Not for any other jobs, though. I rest my case, haha.

Re: In The Weeds

I don't think people from any other profession—besides people working in an ER or a continuous war-zone—can understand this feeling. I've worked several types of jobs, and even at its most stressful, an office or retail emergency is nothing compared to the feeling of having 30 people at once rightfully…

Like lightly heated lies, because as we all know on the internet, the cake is always a lie.

Quick question: how does it taste? Everything else is meaningless.

I was a college athlete and got so, so thin(4 hours/day working out leaves no choice) the last two years of school that I started to try wearing children's clothing route for the rare occasion that I was wearing something that wasn't made out of technical fabric...there were a handful of things that I could wear but…

I have a Molly because she was initially a foster and I didn't want to use another excellent name on her just to give her away, but now we call her Molly Bones Jones, so it works out.

Nah. It might start out that way, but as long as society wants every woman to be one size regardless of body type, shifting vanity sizing will continue, whether that's in colors or alphabet or whatever. Personally, I'd like a numerical system that is related to the actual measurements. "This dress is 36-24-36." (I…

When I get a cat, boy or girl, I'm naming it Stormageddon.

Yes so much this, I've been the same size for almost 8 years, and I've gone from 4-6 to 0-2, and then I lost weight in the last year and now it's a crapshoot.d It's ridiculous.

It took 15 years and 40 pounds before size 2 stopped fitting me. Every time I gained a few pounds, it seemed like the manufacturers just changed the number on my next pair of pants.

Juliana Margulies is so beautiful I can't even look away from her face. Jesus.

That might help if the measurements on sizing charts were accurate...but they're just as bad as the sizes. I sew and know how to measure properly, and every time I order based on my measurements I end up swimming in the clothing. The 0 in most womens (not juniors) clothing should, in theory, fit me, yet every time I…

Listen, clothing designers… I absolutely LOVE when I can magically squeeze into a size 4 (I'm looking at you, J.Crew and Gap) but just stop. Seriously stop with the vanity sizing. I went shopping the other day for fall clothes and everything ranged from a 4 to a 10 and a small to a large. And that was only from 2…

This is super fucking annoying being an actual tiny size (of course this doesn't compare to the issues faced by plus-sized shoppers and it is not meant to). They don't really exist in most places. I need an actual zero. Then you buy a double-zero that's still too big and people at the store go, "Wow double-zero! SO…