I Googled "Rocket Surgery," and thanks to you this image is now on its way to my house, adorning a T-shirt. I hope you're happy.
On August 28, the California State Assembly passed a comprehensive campus rape bill, which is a very, very good…
The guy that called and argued with me for five minutes that we were, in fact, a doctor's office and not a pizzeria.
"You have red wines and white wines, right? Then just take some red and white wine and mix them together!"
"Anything crunchy I am allergic to."
State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking
Mississippi, 1 - 1
Let me get this straight: So when I fold my laundry, I'm not making laundry tacos? And when I bend over and touch my toes, I'm not a taco? How am I not a taco?
I have this dorky quesadilla maker that was a gift from my late grandmother. Last week I was really stoned making egg, salami, Jarlsberg quesadillas (fusion!) and at one point I bit into a really cheesy bit of salami. OR SO I THOUGHT.
By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…
It's a summer suit! What don't people understand about that? He's not a goddamn funeral director.
i need people to understand how DEEPLY i mean this
Speaking of murder, I really ought to create some new lists with Game of Thrones characters.
I agree - and wont rest until he apologises for the term "Britisher",
I frequently need placeholder names for various projects at work. Here are some examples of what I typically use:
• Characters from Clue (Miss Scarlett, Professor Plum, Mrs. Peacock)
• Harry Potter Professors (Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn)
• Famous Dead Writers (Frederick Douglass,…
"Could've used more vegan options."