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She should do another pair with the internal clitoris painted on them. The reproductive organs pretty much everybody has seen diagrams of, but the anatomy of pleasure is much less well known and isn't in high-school textbooks (unless they've been updated quite a bit).

No kidding, why are they so high-cut!?!

For real, I love these, but they look like the most unflattering underwear imaginable.

Our Exotic Shorthair, Colonel Mustard, loves the iPad. When he sees it he immediately starts purring and batting at it. Whether you're using it or not. If you want to see some really silly pics of him using it he's on Instagram under officialmustard. This is my favorite.

This might be a difference in our respective definitions of "gentleman." To me, that means part of the American aristocracy, which I can't imagine a server being.

Um, no to the first part. Not at all. I guarantee you the vast majority of servers would much prefer Packhouse's model (or at least a variant for fine dining) to the current one.

I'm not one to believe in fate, but the following sequence of events makes me wonder...

Better Than Bullion

"My resume is in Comic Sans!" I guffawed at this since I've been waging a war against this font FOR AGES.

I understand that you're being sarcastic, but you actually have it all correct.

No no no, it's the Ecru Mollusc. I know it's easy to get them confused, though.

Another Blue Spider-Crab story? That place must be awful to work at.

I never thought I'd thank Yahoo for anything again!

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

I see a twist like in "The Usual Suspects" coming when the homeowner remarks to the confused officer who has just let the feline burglar outside, "Cat? I don't own a cat."

From the moment a man engages in conversation with someone who might find him attractive, he wants to show his penis v. v. much. He is sure this person wants to see his penis v. v. much. His phone, as it happens, has a camera. He has trouble keeping any other thought in his head. Should he ask, or should be simply…

I was alone and a little tipsy.

It seems like I can't go anywhere anymore without people assuming you want lemon on your water (or tea) glass, so I just make it part of my ordering process. "Water please, no lemon." When my family all goes out together, my habit of saying "no lemon" reminds my brother and father to say the same, whereas my mom…