Ugh, I think I've blocked all my bad experiences bartending and cocktail waitressing as a young Queefling because they were just too awful. But I worked at an indie video store in my early 20s (back when they existed, which is how y'all know I'm old) and we got the WEIRDEST. CUSTOMERS. EVER. In addition to a guy who'd…

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I'm a TV reporter. Several years ago while my husband was out of town a meth head broke into our garage overnight and was there for HOURS trying to steal all of our stuff and hot wire my husband's car with a nonsensical set of found objects and wires for which my husband dubbed her "meth-gyver". Our barking dog…

Not a germaphobe, but I think the same thing about a lot of the sex in Game of Thrones. Nobody is even brushing their teeth for fucks sake, and I doubt the Wildlings bathe more than a couple times a year (if even that.)

I also have major germaphobia issues, so whenever I see shows set in that era my brain just freaks like "OH MY GOD EVERYONE SMELLS LIKE PEE AND HAS SYPHILIS. OH GOD THAT GUY PROBABLY HASN'T BATHED IN DAYS AND HE'S HAVING SEX CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD THAT SMELLS OMG SOMEONE PLEASE DOUSE THIS ENTIRE ERA IN HAND SANITIZER…

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Back in the early 90s, I worked at a sea-side resort that served a buffet breakfast - but still had wait-staff to bring beverages, clear plates, etc. There was a fellow waiter by the name of Ian - an exact replica of the Irishman from "Braveheart", brogue, beard, and all. During one week, there was a slovenly,…

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I was eating breakfast at a local joint one time. A couple tables away some schmuck was reading the riot act to one of the waitresses about his food. Now, understand, this place was a nice, cheap local diner. The food was OK but Wolfgang Puck wasn't working in the kitchen. I liked it and never had a bad meal there.…

Server/bartender here: you're right that if there's nothing else going on, and just in general, that is not super great service. I hear ya.

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What about when Vee gets killed? I sort of clapped too.

— and screw them anyway, since almost every terrible tipper is going to tip horribly no matter how good or bad the service was.