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Every time I see a photo of her, I think "Oh shut up, Blake Lively. With your perfect body and perfect hair and lovely face."

He can dine, but he can't dash.

Now he gets 3 free meals a day. Irony.

After one date someone doesn't really owe you a breakup text - silence is your answer. Meeting in person is very different from talking/texting and that's why I personally like to meet up as soon as possible, but I know not everyone is comfortable with that approach.

Sighhh...it's the last day for Television Without Pity. I made a farewell post in the last Mad Men thread and have been checking it off and on ever since.

I would echo what Thistowniswrong said. The best advice I could give is to try to distract yourself as much as possible between dates to prevent yourself from ruminating over every little thing that happened and wondering when he'll contact you again. This way, if he doesn't, you didn't waste all your time and mental

Did Maria Von Trapp make this out of some Key West grandma's curtains for her?

Good lord, you're not joking.

I've noticed there haven't been any Deadspin posts since this was published.

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.

Oh man, I'm not even that big a fan of hairless cats, but that guy's ADORABLE.

STEAK AND SNAKE! STEAK! AND! SNAKE!!!

From clothing buying, I will tell you that's how manufacturers set up clothing bundles. Most do an even spread in a cluster three so a bundle might be 20S/20M/20L. Some (for whatever reason) have jacked up bundles (but their clothes are also dirt cheap) and they come is bundles like 60S/20M/20L. They aren't as many

I ended up working at Forever21 a little later in college. All the clothes come in plastic packs with twice as many smalls as mediums at the very least, and maybe one or two larges. The outliers are extra larges and smalls- there might not be either or there might only be an extra small in the pack. So I finally felt

Vanity sizing. It's the WORST. I'm petite and slim, but not super-skinny, and I am already or damn near sized out of stores like Ann Taylor and The Gap. What about legitimately tiny women, chain stores? Don't infantilize them and make them shop in the children's section.

Nice retort, Emily Davenport.

Encouraging news, Tom Cruise.

Good to hear, John Deere.