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Can anybody (because I'm hair-stupid) take a stab at how to achieve such a hairstyle? I like it because it's classy AND messy, and I tend to be a every-hair-in-place kind of gal. I'm trying to stray away from that without looking like I just rolled out of bed.

That's not how you spell "chode."

...excavate?

It's Dov-approved!

If she were some kind of Victoria's Secret model lookalike, they would pin "slutty" or "brainless" on her. The GOP: where women can never win, because they're terrified of female sexuality above all else.

Assume no one gives a shit about your wedding.

Yes! We do. It's called Rape Culture, and it's at least as popular as Sriracha.

It's attained sentience, like a big camp Skynet.

WHY?! Who would dream this up?

This. I keep seeing this on everyone on the internetz. Left is Bambi, obvs, but what is the image on the right??? And what is Givenchy going for here, exactly? Broken printer?

*Those blouses* Because he apparently doubled-down and bought that shit in two different colors.

First rule of having privilege. Do not complain about having privilege.

Can this be followed with a gif of the guy awkwardly sidestepping out of the shot during the commercial break?

Lucille is not going to be happy that Maggie Lizer took Buster to this years Motherboy contest. Not at all.

Luxembourg's royal family looks an awful lot like it belongs on the set of a television series.

a profound theology of the woman

OMG what if Taylor Swift WAS the countess? Imagine how ridiculous the scene before the wedding would be...

Nope, that's not my worst nightmare.

She is ridiculously pretty, it's just unfortunate that she has all the acting ability of plate of nachos. I had such high hopes for Smash.

She was in an episode of Drunk History and it was the best thing ever. (Also Lisa Bonet was in a different episode. Equally amazing. WATCH THE SHOW.)