OMG what if Taylor Swift WAS the countess? Imagine how ridiculous the scene before the wedding would be...
Nope, that's not my worst nightmare.
She is ridiculously pretty, it's just unfortunate that she has all the acting ability of plate of nachos. I had such high hopes for Smash.
I Am So Embarrassed For Him Because He Thinks He Said Something Wise.
She was in an episode of Drunk History and it was the best thing ever. (Also Lisa Bonet was in a different episode. Equally amazing. WATCH THE SHOW.)
Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…
Gonna have to say a big NOPE to the phrase "Want more sex? Write some checks," because paying bills and doing chores are things that need to happen and I don't want to have to negotiate with my body just to get basic shit accomplished. I'm not just gonna reward someone with a blowjob because they washed a dish.
Second only to maybe Diet Coke, yogurt is the edible material most stereotypically associated with women. Why has it…
Omg, I want that cross-stitched on a sampler that I can hang in my front hall.
Ugh, this graffiti totally gets me. Schwimmer is a great comic actor and Ross had some hilarious moments. But I will never get over Ross' manipulative, controlling and downright creepy behaviour when Rachel worked with Mark. Rewatching it recently I was totally blown away by how weird and unfunny it was to me now.…
Repeat after me: Adults ALWAYS have the responsibility not to sexually exploit children, no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. What is so difficult about that?
Bob Loblaw?
The part that blows me away about all this (and yet, is so so predictable) was how long these negotiations took (I think I heard they started Monday?). I picture it something like this:
Lawyer: Bob, this is some seriously heavy shit. You need to resign.
Lifelong skinny woman here.
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