Immediately after reading this article, I found this infuriating casting call in my email:

Appropriate:

AH! I love Sleepy Hollow sooooo much! I'm basically an apostle of the show, I tell everyone to watch it.

Yep! I was so excited to see that they included that bit of trivia about it being Paul Revere's picture on the Sam Adams bottle.

I hate beans too! Solidarity, Uber!

My friend and I were talking about this show before either of us had seen it, and we both knew that the names would start with A and Z. He said Aaron and Zoe, and I said Amy and Zach. He watched it and stopped at 13:23 minutes in. I took his word for it.

God this show is so frustrating! I was excited at first because it seemed like a vampire-zombie-outbreak hybrid, but they just really failed in the execution. Fet is the only character who makes smart decisions (open the manhole cover and use dynamite).

I bet! Selling monogrammed thermoses is A BIG DEAL.

That was my thought too. If you've never been to a real restaurant, then filet might seem to always refer to fish. It must be a sad life though.

Interestingly, I don't think I could ever be a vegetarian because I'm not willing to give up leather and I think that would make me a hypocrite.

You must be a VIP. Do you fear for your life sometimes?

I suppose that makes it a LITTLE better. And nerves can certainly fuck with the best of us. I guess I'll cut her some slack.

I see. Haven't been following the story that closely. I'm a little biased in this case, since I've played that role before.

Really? I've only heard about the bad reviews, including the fact that she had to be fed a line on opening night. Seriously, girl couldn't even improv her way out of it?!

Oh don't I know it! I'm surrounded by Leos (and I love it).

Oh woah! The prince in the last two installments has been pretty great in You're the Worst on FX this summer.

True, but the astrologists seem less harmful to me. Probably because they don't have the institutions and organization that the Christians do. Annoying yes, but not as scary as conservative Christians on a mission.

I think that's an ingredient in the Lush deodorant I use!

Exactly. I used basically this same argument at a party once.

Oh god no, Tom's doesn't work. But Lush has this powder deodorant that works pretty well.