My friend and I were talking about this show before either of us had seen it, and we both knew that the names would start with A and Z. He said Aaron and Zoe, and I said Amy and Zach. He watched it and stopped at 13:23 minutes in. I took his word for it.

I bet! Selling monogrammed thermoses is A BIG DEAL.

That was my thought too. If you've never been to a real restaurant, then filet might seem to always refer to fish. It must be a sad life though.

Interestingly, I don't think I could ever be a vegetarian because I'm not willing to give up leather and I think that would make me a hypocrite.

You must be a VIP. Do you fear for your life sometimes?

I suppose that makes it a LITTLE better. And nerves can certainly fuck with the best of us. I guess I'll cut her some slack.

I see. Haven't been following the story that closely. I'm a little biased in this case, since I've played that role before.

Really? I've only heard about the bad reviews, including the fact that she had to be fed a line on opening night. Seriously, girl couldn't even improv her way out of it?!

Oh don't I know it! I'm surrounded by Leos (and I love it).

Oh woah! The prince in the last two installments has been pretty great in You're the Worst on FX this summer.

True, but the astrologists seem less harmful to me. Probably because they don't have the institutions and organization that the Christians do. Annoying yes, but not as scary as conservative Christians on a mission.

I think that's an ingredient in the Lush deodorant I use!

Exactly. I used basically this same argument at a party once.

Oh god no, Tom's doesn't work. But Lush has this powder deodorant that works pretty well.

It's less irritating (at least than the bible-thumping Christianity of the deep south). The bible-thumpers love to judge you and tell you how you are going straight to hell for your sinful (read: liberal) ways. The LA free spirits will judge you and may try to convert you to their ways, but at least they don't try to…

I'm in LA and have been indoctrinated, I fear. I don't use commercial deodorant and I avoid parabens. But I still think my friends out here are crazier. I have one who visits 3 psychics and another who just told me she's an anti-vaxxer. And yet I still take advice from these women. Maybe that makes me the biggest nut…

It's what plants crave.

Yep, same here. I always try to hide in the back row when that happens.

And why is it always a musical?

To this day, the only stress dreams I have are the server's nightmare and the actor's nightmare (being in a play but don't know the words/choreography) and the server dreams are always more stressful. I wake in a sweat and my heart is beating fast. I'm a lucid dreamer and I know it's a dream, but I swear even…