"Being engulfed in 360 degrees of foot smell"

My roommate and I drove up to San Fran to sample his brother's new batch of pot that he had grown. We were hanging out with my roommates' brother and his roommates, passing around a 3-foot bong and a glass pipe simultaneously (overkill, I know).

I think I may have a similar problem: small mouth, wide tongue. But my teeth are pretty big and I even had several adult teeth removed permanently before I got braces. Then in high school, my orthodontist declared that I have a "bilateral tongue thrust," which means when I swallow, my tongue pushes out on the sides of…

That probably explains it. I'm in my 20s but I break out into hives/get epilepsy when I go into a Forever 21. Plus I live in LA, so I'm competing with the tiny actors and models for the small sizes.

Where are you shopping?! I can never find extra smalls, only larges and extra larges.

I like my beer like I like my GDP: gross and domestic.

Omg I didn't think of that! A Canadian girlfriend of my very own!

And your point is? She's awesome and I have a crush; being Canadian certainly doesn't detract from either. Neither does gender for that matter.

I used to have this problem too! I have fine, thin hair that would get greasy at the roots and dry at the ends. But then I switched to DevaCare's No Poo and One Condition and my hair is so much healthier! Seriously, my hair is at least 30% thicker and now I only wash it every other (or every third) day.

I'm kinda bummed to hear about your girlfriend. :(

He wasn't Orthodox (as the story will make clear) but it was an odd moment with a Jewish guy. I was serving in the bar area of our restaurant and a table of young guys around my age sat down in my section. One of them was really flirting with me, trying to get my number, etc. He said he had just finished rabbinical…

Matcha green tea would be an easy thing to try. Thanks so much for sharing! I was just thinking of going off coffee again so this will be a good substitute.

He can get it.

I love this article so much! Are you me?!

This is Elie Saab, no? So beautiful!

I knew I liked you!

Deal! I need an accountability buddy.

I was with an uncut American guy and didn't even realize till months later, when we were hanging out as friends and I said "I've never been with an uncircumcised guy." And he looked at me like I was crazy because "Um, hello? I'm uncircumcised and you totally blew me early this year."

LaComtesse is one of my favorite commenters too! Where can I see these eyebrows?!

Totally feel your pain, girl!