He’s one of the only athletes I can think of that I believe will stay retired.
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He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.
Usually putting on a football helmet just slowly takes away your mental powers.
We’re told Timmons had spoken with his baby mama who lives there and had told her he missed the baby and wanted to visit.
Don’t forget Fantasy Football Mondays, Wednesday, Thursday, Fridays, and Saturdays, where 80% of their front page is useful information for abject losers.
Dallas should punish him by suspending him 6 games.
If there was one thing the ongoing Colin Kaepernick unemployment saga really needed, it was a flaccid,…
Here’s a dumb thing that grill chefs do: they flip the burgers on the grill, and then, while the burgers finish…
Balance ball work is crazy hard even before you bring the body blade into it. In my collegiate days, we had to balance and move between a variety of poses on the ball. It was torture but damn if your core didn’t get stronger. Some of the girls on the team were really good at it (I was strong but never particularly…
I would barf out both my lungs if I did that for more than 10 seconds.
You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.
Here is create-a-player-with-a-99-in-vertical Derrick Jones Jr. of the Phoenix Suns rudely leaping over a puny…
That trade actually worked pretty well for the Nuggets, they got the #2 seed soon after and flamed out in the playoffs because Andre Iguoldala is not at acceptable #1 scorer. Then the GM left because despite being widely considered one of the best at his job, the cheap-ass owner didn’t want to pay him or give him…
I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch
that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away
I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.
I say this as someone canvassed for Hillary in a swing state in the Midwest- they did not lose this election because of progressives. They lost because they didn’t bother defending the one fucking path Trump had to victory. Two days before the election I was sent to canvass houses on a street that didn’t exist…
The Democrats lost the election, and now they’re just trying to pick up the pieces. The party’s current social media…
Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.