Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

Yeah, I agree with that. What’s crazy about Brown is that he’s so physical for his size, and his body control is so impressive--I’ve compared him to a svelter, shorter TO in the past. You know exactly where Antonio Brown is going to be, and he can manipulate himself to get open, and when the ball hits his hands, he…

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

I go to Scotland regularly and have family in Western Canada. The advertising and marketing campaigns that the Visit Las Vegas people have over there is so overbearing that all the locals have essentially been hoodwinked that Vegas is the fun capital of the United States when really it’s a shithole and mostly…

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

Well, yes, what you just said is insane.

Good lord, to see Sandoval and Fielder in a race with a 5 foot sub at the end, then you might see some movement.

The song is different, but the moves are the same.

I hope the next president nominates him to the Supreme Court and the GOP has to eat shit and approve the appointment.

Top notch counter point

As a woman here at Deadspin, I am never satisfied with just the tip. Good journalism requires going hard and going deep.

Glad to see we are not just looking at the tip. We are really putting our hands around it and not jerking this thing around. But, this tip should have been more than just a mouthful. I’d like to see this investigation go all the way.

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

I am more of a hockey guy and was corrected by soccer-fan, after referring to the ‘Goalkeeper’ as a “goalie.” Does it really matter that much what people call things?

Way to try to “relate to the kids,” old man. There are so many steps left before the status change. He has to start making oblique posts on Instagram implying that he’s feeling unhappy and unfulfilled—pictures of empty bleachers, pictures of half-eaten meals, “zany throwback posts” showing him having good times in…

The real offence here is that they called them “shoes” and not “boots.”

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.