I can only hope Half-Life 3 is announced in this fashion.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello. Would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has…

me too

We're not friends anymore, Yannick. Next time instead of moving my family out of a flooded apartment, you can do that and I'll handle the Transformers.