Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

I'm really bad about remembering where I parked. It's kind of embarrassing when I get a "stalker" and I'm wandering around like an idiot trying to remember where my car is.

Oh, my god, my Buster would fail this so utterly. Toys! Food! A whole smorgasbord of delight! Eventually he'd want to come tell me about what a good time he was having, though (he's so funny—whenever he meets a new dog he particularly likes or is having an extra good time at anything, he always takes breaks to come to…

He knows you can't eat a trophy.