Nothing worse than high-priced lawyers trying to get some jerk off.

It’s like a preliminary injunction for folks seeking asylum that you see in the news. You can have an initial ruling based on the likelihood of the merits, and then a complete reversal on the merits, while preserving the status quo or even changing it. The judge basically said I’m waiting until we get a full hearing…

Kraft delays release of video, public left hurting for a squirting.

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

Is this a normal thing, for a judge to say he might be in the wrong but rule that way anyway?

If you are going to post your joke on a free public platform like Twitter, you clearly don’t think your joke has monetary value and you have no problem with anyone seeing/hearing it for free.  In that sense, can it really be stolen?

Football stops at the end of the play. Baseball stops at the end of the play. So, this was literally incorrect.

Svechnikov is roughly my size. Granted, I’m not a professional hockey player, but you couldn’t get me to fight Ovi with a fucking gun to my head. He’s enormous, uninjurable, and insane. I guess we all make bad decisions when we’re young.

Ugh, seeing guys ‘fence’ like that makes me agree with you every day and twice on Sunday.

If hockey truly wants to grow beyond it’s niche status (and is serious about safety), they would get rid of this. It isn’t even that hard - just eject the participants and suspend repeat/egregious offenders, like every other sport. You do this in baseball, football, or basketball and you get more than 5 minutes of…

Context does matter, but you are picking and choosing what context matters to you. As it stands, white people wearing dark makeup to appear black is the continuation of a practice tied to the mocking of black people, and often enslaved Africans, in the US. That’s the context for this. More context for this, which a…

Just...just wear the clothes. We know who it is, the costume’s good and fine on its own, there’s no need to Blackface it up. Jesus, why is this so hard?

Yeah just don’t do that. 

Other than Bill Simmons, you might be the only person on the planet who misses Paul Pierce.

whoa whoa whoa, time out...

Between him, Garnett, and Duncan we have been so damn spoiled for power forwards

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

Kobe’s gone.

“This picture is obviously everywhere now.”

Yet this is the only place I’ve seen it.