Wait wait wait wait wait. Did it get completely buried in this story that the opposing team stayed in the locker room for the national anthem? That makes this a completely different story, and it makes the journalistic context used here seem ridiculous. Look...like him or find him to be a gigantic orange buffoon, the…

Never good to come off half-Coxed. Full Cox or burst.

My friend keeps telling me Harden shouldn’t be MVP because it’s a team sport and flashy stats don’t matter. But my friend also defends celery as a good-tasting food. 

Sweet baby Jesus - these women are BLESSED.

I thought they were painted like tigers because of Cardi’s line “this pussy’s wild, throw it in a cage,” since tigers are essentially wild cats, aka “wild pussies.” But I’ll admit, that might be just me thinking too hard!

Disagree. I disagree about the cookies part, that feels like a jaded stance to take, to jump ahead to the part where we’re assuming dude did it for the clout/props.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

It’s more about showing the white character.

I believe he would, because he’s showing an ability to think long term about what really matters.

If he sits for 2 years, would he still be picked number 1? Discuss. 

RIP.  He was too young to go like this.

It wouldn’t be so bad if he mixed up the shapes and colors

It’s hard to picture that man acting so brazenly, so...cavalierly. 

Dan Gilbert authorizing a sketchy and possibly fraudulent financial transaction? Thought I’d never see the day. 

He’s a born nugget. The team needs to play 4 swing men and one Joker and ride that all the way to the finals baby 

Yeah, there’s a serious need for most American sports to get a little looser and just play on, and NFL refs are the helicopter parents of officials. A big problem is that football is obsessed with the clock and refs seem to be coached to err on the side of stopping the clock, though it’s not that big of a deal to…

That was about as confusing as it was insane. Althought the commentary team made it fun to sort through and their rules expert’s sigh when the rulebook quote came out was kind of awesome.

+ 12 grains

+1 sour dough

It’s like those discount baskets of bread you find at the supermarket. Sure, you’re getting a deal, but then the baguette calls you a pussy and you realize why it was so easy to acquire.