Read car salesman takes advantage of elderly person- now if they offered it for this price then no, but if they were looking for ‘offers’ and he swept in showed them a blue book value and paid it he deserves to be sentenced to a long period of searching for 10mm sockets in a field of poison ivy

Wow... biased much in the news? Bad journalism 101 and you passed with extra points. Leave your depressive feelings aside and stick to the facts.

Retouched or not that’s a lot of scratch for a car that debuted for under $70k, over a decade ago...

What kind of “experts” don’t suggest a Honda Accord Sport 2.0T which is a similar motor to the Type R.   Comes in a Manual Transmission and is a great family sedan and what I’d expect would be Honda reliability. 

Let’s not forget the time he sang about seagulls!

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

Oh this is still on? Thought everyone was done with zombies.

No, it’s ugly.  

All auto manufacturers need to be consolidated and RUN BY THE GOVERNMENT!

That’s why the Yugo was the most amazing car ever made!

Who would want this? Why would a factory want to introduce a fuckton of complexity into their production line? Why would a tesla owner want to spend a bunch of money to have a refreshed version of their old car? Why would a jalop want to constrain the supply of junkyard tesla parts?

I love paying 70+ dollars (plus a monthly fee) to have the privilege of paying full price for year-old games that will—AT BEST—have mild amounts of noticeable input latency.

There are two problems with Stadia.

Where I live, funnily enough it’s the Mustangs that look nice and the Monte Carlos and F-body Camaros are the shitheaps. Even the soapbar SN-95s are well taken care of.

Also, I literally cannot use Jalopnik most of the time anymore. Images in articles aren’t loading, articles themselves are getting cut off, and getting…

How many of these molecules were tried out on early Earth and were found inferior to DNA?

I regret that I have only one star to give for any Dune reference, especially a solid cut like that one. Salute.

“Since the system does not have to be opened up for any type of scheduled maintenance, there are no refills or bleeding required.”

No. Stance is dumb. Slammed is dumb. Lower it a bit to improve handling & fill the wheel wells. Dropping to the point the wheels are jammed up in the wells it looks dumb. 

Or....

Width is always more important than length. As my father once said(to my horror):

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?