You mean you want gamers who pay $60 of their hard-earned cash for a broken AAA title to be nice and friendly with the fucks who ripped them off?

They have told good stories. Let’s cool it with the “good storytellers” thing. Bioware hasn’t told a good story in almost a decade.

Anthem really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Pretty damn close!

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs
Take one down
Patch it around
105 little bugs in the code

I think it’s optimistic if not generous to think that Corvette stock is up and they aren’t selling because some mid-engine model of indefinite price and specs is on the horizon. I think it’s more likely that people aren’t buying because (as other jalopnik articles have pointed out) the economy isn’t quite as strong as…

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?

I hope they replace him with Karl Urban.

I don’t need a spare tire, either. But I have one for the same reason I have a handgun: Precaution.

Different take:

I agree, we should be calling it what it really is, a Bioware killer.

I’m a huge fan and owner of performance cars. However, I wonder at what point the horsepower and performance numbers become meaningless. 700 HP and under 3 second 0-60 times with 200+ MPH top speeds are really awesome and cool and such, but outside of a track where can it be used? We all know this is going to increase…

Get rid of kickers and punters and extra points all together. It’s completely out of step with the rest of the game, and it’s both annoying and depressing to have to watch it come down to this.

Man interesting that you note that “you don’t have the full story” here, when you have even more information than you did when you mounted your soapbox earlier.

They passed that point around 5 fiascos ago.

It’s french, so it’s pronounced Mon-Jay-Dote.

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I hate to say it, as a Bungie fanboy for almost two decades now, but I think I’m done with Destiny. Since I’ve finished the campaign of Forsaken, it’s felt like a job just to keep up. I already work 40 hours a week and only get an hour or two of free game time per day. I haven’t played since before Festival of the…

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

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