You must be new here. Splinter (and all of GMG’s) official position is that proofreading or copy editing are tools of capitalism, fascism, and conservatism used to keep progressives from spreading the gospel of socialism and shall not be used. You know, on account of the fact that that shit costs money to pay a dude…

I hope he has some people in his life who can help get him through this. Compatriots, if you will, or pals.

It’s the only way to be sure.

If you take this truck anywhere without thinking twice, you are knowledgeable.

Really? Nobody is going to ask about that name? You can’t tell me that’s the name on the birth certificate.  That being said...there are some really unusual people out there so who knows, right?

You shut your whore mouth! 

That tweet wasn't transphobic.

I’m from WA state which offers free food, tv, a gym, free mental health programs, free education, a few dollars an hour of pay for work completed. If we decide to increase pay to prevailing wages, what is incentivizing criminals from not wanting to be in prison, in addition to all the other benefits? When we were…

I went big for my last phone, and I’m glad I did, because it’s now about 4 years later and I’m still pretty happy with it. (Note 4, btw).

Meanwhile, insurance companies pocket BILLIONS of dollars a year in profits, find any excuse they possibly can to deny claims (in many cases putting their customers in financial ruin), and provide no tangible benefit to their consistently rising costs. Fuck, I mean, you don’t even get a t-shirt. Many of these places…

“You will be defended by your insurer”

I would love to stop seeing reporting of any kind about this lame-o. It’s just helping him stay relevant when he doesn’t really deserve it.

No, it doesn’t need to be abolished. Certain people just need to be put down when they do unspeakable crimes. MOST people shouldn’t, but some def should. We need to just take these piles of shit out back and put a 9mm in them. They cost 10 cents/ea. Problem solved. Quick, painless, efficient, and you don’t even need…

Using Twitter for customer support means the company doesn’t really care about customer support.

I’ve got an ‘06 Aero that I’ve been trying to sell for two years. And by “trying to sell”, I mean failing to put it up for sale, as I can’t bear to get rid of it quite yet.

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

Thank you for reminding me why I stopped playing. :)

Asset forfeiture is a scandal and a travesty. If conducted at all it should be court-approved and paid into the state like taxes, not used as an individual sheriff’s personal or departmental slush fund.

What happens when an unstoppable bro meets an unmovable douche?

The cops should just give him a few doses of lead pollution and end it.