Just what we need, more people distracted by screens in a car.

Here’s where I stand on it: If he hadn’t broken into her car, she would not have tried to run him over. Unless you can convince me that she had been searching out someone to run over prior to that, then in my view, this guy’s fate was completely his own making.

Only three? Child’s play.

I just cancelled my preorder and put it towards Shadow of War. I’m not trying to spend another 800+ hours not getting what I want and basically punching myself in the balls.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

This man is doing the Lord’s work

It’s just hilarious that they’re calling this 3.0 when it’s far closer to a 0.3. By 3.0 your game should be in the best shape of its life, even so stable and perfected that it’s starting to get a little boring. It should be feature complete, all the modules should work together, and there should be nowhere near this…

At this point its like whatever too me. They teased us for too long. I would have rather had an all new Challanger than this. This is the equivalent of an old guy thinking he’s cool because he lost weight and got a leather jacket and some shades.

Isn’t the guy in the car that filmed all this at fault, too? He left his lane and went onto the shoulder. Shoulders aren’t there for people to move onto to be nice to people on motorcycles. This created a space that the lane changer wouldn’t have expected to appear, through which the motorcyclist passed through at…

Wow. I remember when I used to go to Jalopnik to escape FB politics and just read about cars...

seriously, every second or third article on KOTAKU is about trump. Is this really necessary ? I’m not coming to kotaku to be bombarded with political news.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

Yeah, any GM car with that 3.8-liter “Buick 3800" is going to be bulletproof. Even the supercharged variants (such as the 1997 Buick Riviera Supercharged we had in the family) are reliable.

Assuming HR are anything other than lackeys of senior management. In many companies, filing grievances with HR is a great way to get your name at the top of the list for the next “reorganization.”

I feel I’m going hoarse from complaining about Murray and NMS and how this was literally a scam so this is going to be my last bit of bitching.

It doesn’t take a PR person to keep you from outright lying to your customers. Any decent developer already knows that.

Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

In my opinion and experience, that soft “Hey” is a gentle, tentative expression of the joy of discovering each other in this uniquely intimate way. I find it adorable and return it, as in the concluding paragraph here.