I forgot that you guys used to review cars here on Jalopnik. Why did you stop doing that?

And yet your editors let you write this story about nothing that is a complete fucking waste of time for anyone who reads it?

This guy takes car of his car. Look at the engine compartment. It is nearly perfect. Very clean and still looks new.

Perhaps he could just finish the goddamned GoT novels.

Taking a customers car out for any drive on residential streets up to 83 mph is a joyride.

I find it difficult to believe that there is that much demand for electric cars to justify this factory. And most people cannot even afford a Tesla. Also, how is Tesla even paying for this?

The thing I have always wondered about is how the hell do these warranty companies get information on me to know what vehicle I own and my mailing address?

How about everyone just shut the F up and stop telling people how to live their lives.

Yup.

It’s not the mileage on your car that is causing these things to fail. It is just age. Most of the items you mention are either rubber or plastic and at about 10 years, these plastics are wearing out. Bushings, gas cap, oil cap, coolant overflow cap, motor mounts, cup holder cover. The oil drain “wearing out” is from…

Excellent point.

People are absolutely insane to buy any truck that costs basically $50K. Absolutely fucking insane.

If this M3 is rated at 317 BHP, that means it is at the crank (that’s how all manufactures rate a cars’ HP). Assuming this is a manual, which will lose less to parasitic losses than an automatic, it is losing anywhere from 10 to 15% once that power gets to the wheels. So 279 HP on the dyno is exactly where it should…

Bomb is cheaper than a long drawn out trial and prison.

So the dev regrets how they communicate to the players but still does nothing about it. So what was the point of this article?

Also, breaking news; water is wet.

Skip to about 10:30 for the actual drag race.

I have never even heard of Chris Evans before this new Top Gear. He looks like a prick.

WTF was wrong with the classic PNRDL shifter that stays in the position you put it in? Fucking engineers.

This car is maybe worth $300. Maybe.