It’s not that NASCAR is concerned about its image. Slayer just didn’t pay the France family a big enough kickback to be on one of their cars.

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Luckily this was able to shuffle under the meme radar due to the absolutely epic rage-quit of Natalie Decker’s spotter.

“Well, I thought we were just going to come in for right side tires but we ran into some trouble. The Mountain Dew-Skoal-Chex Mix-Valvoline Cessna was running great all day—got a little loose there at the end of the runway and that was that.”

I’m Not Really Sure Why This Guy Walked Through A Car To Cross The Street But, Well, He Did

I was about to say, no NASCAR on a summer Sunday? That’s rare enough.

I was about to look up RX300 ownership in Iowa...

which makes a strong case for using a fairly modern rig for off-road adventures, since an older SUV might have just crumbled.

Is Rich Energy being run by the Oval Office, or have we unknowingly stumbled upon Sarah Huckabee’s new gig?

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

1:00 pm-2:00 pm - 450 Moto 1

I like that blue Lambo.

I dunno if you guys heard, but the fucking Raptor doesn't even get a V8, so I wouldn't hold my breath. 

The problem with Harley is on the showroom floor. You got too many old school bikers selling bikes. That is one of the reasons why Buell failed, it’s because their salesmen didn’t have a clue about them and preferred to try and sell you a softtail.

That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it.

Two big name teams.

This will do!

Baby Raptor Do do do do do do......

But I can tell you that I thought someone else on the Jalopnik staff was writing about it.