It helps when you can have your dad in the sidecar with you to berate you while you run from Nazis 

In my pocket right now as well.

In my pocket right now as well.

I bought a leek years ago so I don’t know if they changed the lock or not but I hated mine so I just removed it. Fantastic knife though and for the price it’s really hard to beat. I wouldn’t really consider any other knife below Benchmade other than a Kershaw

I bought a leek years ago so I don’t know if they changed the lock or not but I hated mine so I just removed it.…

Or a DMV (as in the Vietnam episode)!

I could watch these guys attend an insurance seminar.   

Yes. I don’t care if we just get to watch the 3 of them be terrible at using hotels properly - they are always entertaining.

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Depends if it fell off a mountain or not.

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Meanwhile on Fox News:

BLUE BOOK WHITE MAN LIES I RENOUNCE

He looks like an abusive douche and she sounds like she was purposely trying to record a conversation with the sole intent of giving herself an out down the road if things went south.

Yeah, I discovered this Sunday night. Ruined my night!

Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?

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When pigs fly.

Soory. No hosers or low ballers. I know what I got, Eh.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.