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This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Meanwhile on Fox News:

BLUE BOOK WHITE MAN LIES I RENOUNCE

Yeah, I discovered this Sunday night. Ruined my night!

Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?

Coke is proud to present an Autozone look at Geico coverage of The Target 500, brought to you by Fedex.

When pigs fly.

Soory. No hosers or low ballers. I know what I got, Eh.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Give them time. Chrysler has been producing defective vehicles for decades.

Big Boat 1 was heading towards Tunis from Genoa. Big Boat 2 was anchored. How the coming together came to be remains unclear.

Braiiiiiins Waaaaarranty

Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Texier is still alive at 105 years old

“a street version of the Toyota Camry”

Alexa, hit the brakes.”