Between TFA and Nu-Trek, JJ has pretty much proven that he does not get interplanetary distances. We got to see Old Spock watch Vulcan get black holed with his naked eyes from the next planet over (just look at all the detail you can see of our neighbouring planets with your naked eyes!) and then we get the TFA team…

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH FLUDD IS A FUCKING TREASURE

Fair point, but I wouldn't be utterly shocked to see a Switch XL somewhere down the line with better battery life — and, more importantly, larger Joy-Cons.

It's stupid, stupid, stupid of me to get so hyped for a game so recently after being burned by FFXV, but…I can't help it. The Zelda has me now. I'm going to spend some $300 on whatever Zelda bundle the Switch comes with and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

So there are…two launch titles for the Switch? One of which looks like a party game a la Wii Sports?

I believe the D- is referred to as "The Gentleman's F" around these parts for that very reason.

Gotta say, I'm just a bit less interested now that it looks like a substantial part of the plot is just "evil cult/foreign king controls all the dinosaurs." I feel like the tone of the game would more befit a conflict caused more by "natural" processes, i.e. "the robot dinosaurs are dying off/becoming…

I could see it working in a more storybook-ish, fairy tale-y game, like Child of Light (incidentally, I think Amano actually did do some promotional art for that game), but since FF has tied its cart to "photorealism" then I doubt that will ever happen.

So maybe the trailers are misleading or poorly cut, but somebody says, with all seriousness, that disassociative identity disorder gives people superpowers and they can control their body on the cellular level or whatever, which is just so, so irrational and stupid. I suppose if the twist is that he's an alien or a…

They may be a cut above the Nutshack, but they're no Robbie Rotten, that's for sure.

The main character speaks in a very monotonous delivery, which is thematically relevant since she's a cyborg, but she also does a lot of exposition dumps and introspective monologues which are difficult to give a shit about when the actress doesn't seem invested at all. I'm sure the Japanese dub is similarly…

Have you heard the original English dub of Ghost in the Shell, though? It's…not great.

I'm surprised you're familiar with the comedic image comparing an angry person with a steam whistle, considering most people were likely introduced to it by classic cartoons, which were, you know, made by Jews. Didn't think they'd be your thing, although they did produce this: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/…

Holy shit, Trump supporters are willing to throw the millennia-long
tradition of dramatic acting metaphorical fucking language, with all the cultural accomplishments and
influence attendant to it, under the bus because one actress insulted the Fuhrer the use of words to convey meaning is a dead art to them.

Holy shit, Trump supporters are willing to throw the millennia-long tradition of dramatic acting, with all the cultural accomplishments and influence attendant to it, under the bus because one actress insulted the Fuhrer. While you're busy cutting your nose off to spite your face, maybe go for your tongue too, so we…

Looks like cruiserweight's feeling like a bit of role-reversal today.

You are my biggest fan.

Welp, they're rickrolling us now. We've done it. We've made the internet sentient.

*obligatory 'stop making articles about Trump' post, ignoring the fact that our future president is a reality show host and the sort of pop culture ephemera that is this site's purview, which is a fact nearly as horrifying as the things he says on a daily basis*

No stormtroopers were involved, actually. Uncle Owen's dick exploded. There were no survivors.