Some people may think this movie looks cute. But me, I think it's one very large baked potato.

Man, it's like the name is an incantation that summons trolls. What's the counterspell, quoting the Torah?

I don't think The Kevin Kode is going to be 2017's hottest blockbuster, I hate to tell you.

He didn't. He said it "eviscersted" it.

Isn't it nice that yer boi Trump is able to inspire so many otherwise disaffected Americans to go vote? I think that's the most positive thing he's done this campaign. I guess if you want celebrities to make their own video that liberals can accuse of being propaganda you can see if Jon Voight or Chachi are available.…

Yeah, this propaganda telling people to give a shit about the workings of democracy is fucking reprehensible. Quick question, though: is Hollywood's support of Polanski disgusting because he's a pedophile or is it just because he's of Jewish descent?

If I could afford unrumpled clothes, I'd buy 'em.

My fan film, incidentally, contains a lot more bearskin rugs and body oil than Cowboy Bebop did. Also, the rest of the crew is gone except for a new character, played by me.

Just kill off Poe so he's available to play Spike in my Cowboy Bebop fan film, please.

I think it benefited greatly from being released on a console with only one screen that was not a touchscreen.

I think the first M & L game definitely had world building on par with the best Paper Marios. The Beanbean Kingdom is goofy and relentlessly unique throughout, and you can actually explore it, unlike the worlds of the later games I played. I think I like it about as much as TTYD, to be honest.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is one of my favorite games of all time, but I don't really think the series would benefit from seeing a return to that style of gameplay. The combat gets pretty repetitive and frankly, I am not that nostalgic for no-frills turn-based fights.

Giantess porn is weird, man. Also, the underage stuff.

But, unlike Frozen, I will not be looking for porn of this movie.

I bet Head and Shoulders won't even destroy the mothership this time.

Fun story*. A few months ago I was at a hibachi/sushi bar with a bunch of friends and we were sharing a hibachi with a generic WASP family. Our cook was a jovial Latino man who, at one point, made a joke about how he wasn't asian by saying "me love you long time." And the WASP dad fucking loved that. To the point…

Is that what they call it? Fair enough. I suppose that unconventional release oughtt to have given that away.

I really liked Anamanaguchi's first (three?) albums — up to and including Endless Fantasy, but Capsule Silence was just a colossal misstep with so many tracks that felt just thrown together for a laugh. It's like they got themselves a speech synthesizer and were just like "welp, time to make 30 songs with this." So,…

Well, don't leave us hanging. Why are you haranguing us with your haughty and insufferably vague rants?

Kaz wouldn't sing, obviously, he'd just play a damn fiddle.