Don’t forget the International Space Station! Six customers waiting to see it there. And any intelligent aliens they’re harboring.

The first rule about flamethrower club is you do NOT talk about flamethrower club.

Definitely Former President, unless given a more official role like Ambassador to the UN.

Write down your analysis somewhere, store it away and publish some time in the future.

Hell, a perverse way it almost means that sea level rise is partially offsetting itself

Bring out the cell phone camera and film it while directing. “C’mon, hurry up we’re losing light here!”

I just want to know why they gave the Tico sisters, Rose and Paige, such Earth-human names.

How will the name age? Dude, Honey Badger don’t care.

Autism, surely.

I’ve heard you can just take your weight in pounds and multiply by 0.5 ounces per pound. A 250 lb person would need 125 ounces per day, but you can assume 20% is intaken in food already, so reduce by that much. That’s 100 ounces, or 12.5 cups.

I have no real idea of what the Fantastic Four is all about, other than the movies they’ve produced. I didn’t see the last one. But correct me if I’m wrong — aren’t they suppose to be explorers of space and alternate dimensions? If so, that seems aligned with the direction Marvel is planning for the next phase. Just…

Clearly she’s the reincarnation of Shmi Skywalker.

Another iceberg lettuce garden salad tragedy is worse than no salad. Never do that to guests.

I thought Charles Manson has a legit shot being the next press secretary after this one flames out. We’ll never know now!

I was disappointed her epic Dig Dug skillz did not come into play in the finale in the tunnels. I mean —tunnels! Dig Dug! Tunnels!! How isn’t this an obvious necessary callback to include?

I believe Patton Oswalt had the scoop on the plot years ago:

“Where do people get these stupid fucking ideas?”

You mean Easter Aeg.

1 in 7, isn’t it?