Don’t give in? Kind of late for that, lifehacker! I resigned myself to leaving the door open a crack so my cat can get in if they want with a push. I put a laundry basket behind the door to close it. Opening the door tilts the basket a bit, and since it is tall and cylindrical and has a center of gravity higher than…

If that’s not a Wonder Years quote, it ought to be.

So he paid the equivalent cost of one golf trip to Florida on taxpayer expense.

The line of succession dropping like flies made soup in my heart!

No way would Pence actually get elected. They don't even like him in Indiana. No, Trump must have resigned since the cabinet is exactly the same; there is no way to tell when but as early as 2017 is possible.

I can believe he fired all of Obama’s maintenance staff and didn’t hire any new ones.

Took me 20 years to use up a bottle of isopropyl alcohol. I imagine it was still fine.

So what are some good anti-fascist, anti-Orwellian anime to suggest to Spicer that he watch?

I think the question was about how Bart got Dirk Gently's name in the first place. I think she found out from Webb somehow but I don't remember.

Penguins are going to die before us when Antartica melts though...

I’m thinking if it gets any worse a hellmouth might open up underneath the Oval Office on inauguration day.

Can we get the tar and feather these cretins yet and drop them on some radioactive Pacific atoll, or not? I really want a yes...

They’ll probably shutter the Justice Department because in Trump’s America, there ain’t none.

Pretty sure Trump already used up his chance on Day 1. So now what?

Someone should send to his twitter account a link to that petition for the Electoral College to choose Hillary instead. Maybe he’ll sign it.

Jeez, more and more depressing. I hate to say it, but rather have Ryan.

If anybody is going to shoot anybody, I’d expect that to be The Donald. If this election was a novel written by George R. R. Martin, it would end with Trump shooting Melania in a rage at losing, just because she’d be the nearest woman he could get his hands on. It was already foreshadowed in the beginning!

Ok, I have to know. Where did you get these wonderful gifs? Is it from a doc about Huma Abedin? I am so intrigued.

What is Watch the Throne? Was that the Game of Thrones themed album? I liked the White Walker song.

Would have been cool if the twist of the movie was that an Imperial R1 astromech droid was an informant for the Rebellion.. R1, alias Rogue One.