Facebook is nothing like a time machine.

Upper Asian??? Is that what we are calling northern-South Asians now?

David King's quotes are essentially: "Blaaaaaargggh!" ie. completely devoid of an actual argument.

No, it's two mums and a dad.

Maybe she has the turtle's version of Alzheimers, and doesn't know who the hell he is.

I'd take a one-way trip to Mars, as long at the destination everything there to survive was already present and running, with spare parts or ways to make spare parts.

Me too. I want enough time to set up a lawn chair, chill some beer, and enjoy the light show.

I wonder what happens when one of them eats icecream or a slurpie — do they both get brain-freeze?

Nice to see that even at infinite distance from the cat, inanity of statements is a non-zero value.

"Now, however, a group of scientists have evidence that eating quantum dots might be safer than you think." Honestly, I never thought about eating quantum dots at all.

I'm not at all understanding this article... The curtains were open, the guy stepped out, leaving the curtains open? Why would the couple remaining engage in hanky-panky before the curtains were closed? It doesn't seem like at any time the people on the ground would see whatever it is they claimed to see. And is…

There you go folks, that laugh at the end is all T-Dog gets to say all season long. Enjoy.

The "literary" genre should more accurately be called the Unfantastic genre.

What does Delaney have to do with this article??