How many Nimons have you seen today?

BRAINGHAZI

Depeche Mode, because I only know like three Tears for Fears songs.

Huh, sounds like I'm qualified to play Tolkien. Overqualified, even.

I've got "generic" down, but I'm not sure about "attractive".

I feel like I'm watching an airline safety video.

I'm in my twenties and look like an actual teenager, does that count?

I can't think of a good grouping for what I mean? Like books or comics is fine, but pretty much anything shaped like humans or animals in large quantities is scary shit.

Pull the sides open for improved airflow.

I know people like to say that others aren't actually afraid of clowns and are just playing it up because it's ingrained in popular culture now, etc., but honestly a collection that size of pretty much anything is terrifying.

That mostly sounds like something I would love, which makes it more disappointing that I don't actually like Arcade Fire.

What, am I supposed to keep my shapely gams covered?

🎶Bang a gong
Get it Homn🎶

True.

Khakis?

I always wear shorts to concerts because otherwise I get heatstroke. Even in winter.

Is Cloverfield filled with turtle meat?

Wasn't that just his character on Law & Order: SVU?

Schroedinger's Awesome.

Bilbo's face when he freaks out about the Ring.