Aren't they all?

Someone should write a slanderous mambo about that guy.

Ketchup is my favourite vegetable.

It probably says something about me that I assumed a "three-pump handshake" is where you pump your fist three times while shaking with your other hand for a good thirty seconds.

They can't resist them!

How To Burn Down The White House (You Know, Just In Case): A Part of Our Heritage

Aren't most of the "cute" Transformers also racist stereotypes?

I kind of hope the next President does an Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on the White House to erase all traces of him.

Does the yacht turn into a giant robot?

Captain Thirteen Colonies?

Muppets are likeable and fun, so I doubt it.

They may have exaggerated it further in some movies, but yeah. That's why the MCU, for example, has that slightly washed-out look despite it not really making sense — the camera does that automatically, and they don't redo it so that all the movies have a consistent "look".

honk HONK

Darn, another customer for my Tunnel of Corn attraction lost.

The scariest thing about this movie is that they filmed it in my hometown. There are probably leftover clowns in the sewer system now.

It's because that's the "default" in modern digital cameras; to make it brighter or more saturated, the footage needs to be colour-corrected by an external team. And most productions don't seem to bother with that step.

Sort of, but it still doesn't sit right with me. It's the main pitfall of the internet — it's impossible to determine certain pieces of context (like the delivery of the statement) or to know what someone does or says outside of this specific internet personality.

If only God had specified "two of every animal, vegetable, and mineral".

I think it's possible to make jokes about the stereotype, but I also don't think just saying "Because they want to eat the dogs lol!!!" really counts as doing so. Simply pointing out that the stereotype exists isn't enough to get out of offensive territory.

Seems like that would be an inconvenient way to eat much of anything and yes I am doing this on purpose.